Fig is a dumpster baby I found keeled over on a cement pad. Despite being feral (and me being terrible at catching animals), he just didn't have the strength to get away from me. Lucky for him--dude weighed about as much as a teacup and had bones just as sharp from malnourishment. Had one of those shit yourself to death diseases. Lucky for him, it was the mid pandemic and I had nothing better to do than be poor and clean liquid waste off a kitten for two weeks straight! He has since grown into a magnificent little freak who loves to play fetch, bask in the sun, and get really high off of spider plant leaves.
